From the Emails....A Quote or Two

1. "she's such a cock/brain tease. tell her i want to marry her but not in that convenient, relationship, stable citizen kind of way but in the adventurous, romantic, dangerous, every day is our last first love kind of way. and i specialize in cunnilingus.

if i didn't have like a pound of weed, i'd cry given her pharma pot 'o gold."

- Anon


2. "Capitalism left a bad taste in my mouth."

- Dave