Dental Receptionist, 2009
Just so you fully realize, the photo does absolutely no justice to the amount of titty I was privileged to see here. This is just the weak-ass perv iPhone camera shot I managed to eek out while ostensibly adding the next appointment to my calendar. What? I said I'm a perv. This shit is just so you know that I full-on saw titty today; EBN (everything but nipple). Boned me up like a motherfucker too, metaphorically, that is.
I'd like to thank all the gods, my candy eating first born, the academy, the foreign press, and her parents for fucking each other 22 years ago for this.