Friday, January 16, 2009

I Dare You

I dare you. I fucking double-dog dare you. Stick with me. Shut the fuck up before you get into how I'm such a douche and hear me out.

I fucking infinity-dog dare you to watch this episode of My Name is Earl and tell me it's not the most brilliant thing ever in the history of ever. I ain't fucking with you either.

Get drunk, get high, get crunk, whatever. Take some Ritalin and watch this shit: [Darnell Outed, Part 1]

Seriously. I fucking hate this show, but this...this...this is brilliant. And if you don't see it, you're a total retard.

But. Don't watch another episode. Keep this all to yourself as a wondrous, perfect memory.

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