Black Man Tricked into Flubbing Oath of Office - Becomes First Janitor

Conservative Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts heroically tricked President-elect Barack Hussein Obama into not being president of United States after all. Through an eloquent sleight of words, Roberts swore Obama into top janitor job.

Roberts: Rabbit season
Obama: Duck season
Roberts: Rabbit season
Obama: Duck season
Roberts: Duck season
Obama: Rabbit season
Roberts: Duck season
Obama: Rabbit season

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