Barack Obama Proves he's a Muslim Socialist

So if Barry and lawyers company really wanted to exercise "an abundance of caution" then why, oh why, didn't he use one of Jesus' holy bibles for his re-swearing-in? Huh? Answer me that?

What?! They couldn't find a bible in the White House? Reeeaaaally? Proof. Right. There.

Maybe Hussein is that "non-believer" he hastily referenced in his acceptance speech. OR, maybe Barry Hussein is a...a robot! OR, maybe the only bible they in the Black House was being utilized by a midget as an impromptu nutvice under Robert's robe.

All theories valid.


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