What?! They couldn't find a bible in the White House? Reeeaaaally? Proof. Right. There.
Maybe Hussein is that "non-believer" he hastily referenced in his acceptance speech. OR, maybe Barry Hussein is a...a robot! OR, maybe the only bible they in the Black House was being utilized by a midget as an impromptu nutvice under Robert's robe.
All theories valid.
Foreigners say: [this]