"Doesn't it look like G-d's fucking with the copy machine sometimes?
Like look at this picture. Does it look to you like the woman on the right was being printed and someone kinda pulled the page and smeared the image about 1/2way through her face? Like the middle of her face is just a teeny-bit too long? The printer's going along fine, does the hair, the forehead, and right after the eyes, someone just dragged their finger on the speed wheel, and stretched it, and then let go right at the tip of the nose. But otherwise it's a perfect print."
That's just not nice. Funny and right on in terms of an observation, but just not too nice.