Dee Dee Was There!

Dee Dee Myers is back in the news for her Joh Favreau commentary [here].

"And it’s not that I was never young. My friends from college and in the years just beyond can testify that I did some things then that I wouldn’t want to see on the Internet now. But I had a big job in the White House at a young age too; at 31—just a few years older than Favreau is now—I became White House press secretary. And I knew instantly that the rules had changed for me, that I could no longer go to all the parties of the people just a little younger than me, who had just a little less responsibility, and expect to be anonymous. Clearly, Favreau should have understood that too."

"What’s bugging me is his intention. He isn’t putting his hand on her “chest,” as most of the articles and conversations about the picture have euphemistically referred to it. Rather, his hand—cupped just so—is clearly intended to signal that he’s groping her breast. And why? Surely, not to signal he finds her attractive. Au contraire. It’s an act of deliberate humiliation. Of disempowerment. Of denigration."

Oh, Dee Dee...don't be so jealous of Hillary.

There's another girl in the dopeman's life
Not quite a bitch but far from a wife

She's called strawberry and everybody know
strawberry strawberry is the neighborhood hoe

Do anything for a hit or two
Give the bitch a rock she fucked the whole damn crew

It might be your wife and it might make you sick
Come home and see her mouth on the dopeman's dick

Handled! They'll just need to subcontract him through a third party, like Halliburton. Let Halliburton skim 36% for overhead.