The Big Fat Black Ladies Working The Polls Are All American Heroes

The Salute

2009-11-01T06:49:00.000-08:00

Read Op-Ed piece here, A Final Verdict on the Presidential Salute, and weigh in.

Jesus!

2009-10-16T13:25:00.000-07:00

Director: Aaaaand, cut! Get the president some Purell®!

How Can You NOT Love K-Fed?

2009-10-15T09:16:00.000-07:00

I dare you to hate K-Fed. What's not to love?

Sombody's In Trouble...

2009-10-05T16:44:00.001-07:00

The Colonel (and not the fried chicken one)

2009-09-23T12:02:00.001-07:00

OK, so Colonel Kadafi/Quadaffi/Gadafi went 45 minutes too long in his U.N. speech today. So what! The guy knows what he's doing. He's basically Kanye bum rush since forever.

No. What you gotta see is this crazy ass video that would make even Kim Jung Il ill. Tune in close around :55.

[butwaitthere'smore!]

Hells Yeah!

2009-09-18T06:21:00.000-07:00

Of course he wasn't born in Hawaii...nigga's a Jedi!

Never Forget!

2009-09-14T11:55:00.000-07:00

Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate

BREAKING: A Republican in a Sex Scandal

2009-09-09T14:45:00.000-07:00

Lawmaker resigns over videotaped talk of trysts

"The Capitol Resource Institute, a conservative, self-described "pro-family" advocacy organization that had given Duvall a "100%" score for his voting record on issues of concern to the group, denounced the lawmaker in a statement today."

[LA Times Article]

Oh Lookie! Interns!

2009-09-04T20:24:00.000-07:00

A Big Win for the Perverts

2009-08-27T06:31:00.000-07:00

Oh Thank G-d

2009-08-22T10:53:00.001-07:00

New dogs; new "tricks."

Oh

2009-07-31T17:08:00.001-07:00

"The underlying issue here is the growing resentment among the massive underclass Caucasians toward black elites, among them the president, dozens big city mayors, billionaire entertainers, powerful attorneys, hundreds of CEOs of blue chip corporations, high ranking military officials, etc.

In short, it is a clashes between massive underclass Caucasians and increasingly powerful black elites."

- from comment section of New York Times regarding one of the many Crowley/Gates stories

The Death of Thinkonomics

2009-07-30T11:58:00.001-07:00

Somewhere the good reverend is on channel 36 EVERY night at 7:30.

The New King of Pop: [here]

Welcome to 2009

2009-07-21T16:59:00.001-07:00

And that this should happen to "Skip" Gates — the unblemished embodiment of President Obama's recent admonition to black America not to search for handouts or favors, but to "seize our own future, each and every day" — shook many people to the core.

Amen [clicky]

I argue that this happened not despite Obama. No, no, no. Perhaps BECAUSE of Obama.

Think on that, dons.

[here]
[and here]

Giftwrapped

2009-07-17T10:10:00.001-07:00

Lookie what my 17 year-old neighbor has.

The NINJA of Yucks!

2009-07-13T16:36:00.001-07:00

LFR! Go here for yucks (and read comments too): HERE

Sike!

2009-06-24T13:42:00.000-07:00

I always cross my fingers when I'm lying about being sorry too. Just like Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC). Ha! What a loser.

One Step Forward...

2009-06-19T05:05:00.000-07:00

Today's wacky juxtaposition is from Salon Dot Com:

"OK, here's your official apology, now based on your cheek swab results, you are to report to preventive prison immediately."

I HAZ YR DRAEM

2009-06-09T07:55:00.001-07:00

Jesus Christ! I love my people but.... Jesus Christ! Maybe it's just a Corpus Christi thing. NOLOL!

It's About Time

2009-04-24T05:31:00.000-07:00

Preck_

2009-04-16T09:05:00.001-07:00

Oh Damn! #2

2009-04-13T12:54:00.000-07:00

Two Words: Oh Damn!

2009-04-02T14:38:00.001-07:00

Represent!

2009-03-26T13:29:00.001-07:00

Nothing comes between a man and his aluminum foil cap. [Here]

Or. [Here]

Irony Plus (now with raillery!)

2009-03-25T09:31:00.001-07:00

I could get into the whole dissection of what, how, why a plane with three families crashed in Butte, Montana. Overloaded? Ice? Pilot error? Freebasing cocaine? Don't know - don't care.

Alls I'm saying is that a plane crashed into a cemetery and everyone died. Hello, Irony Maiden.

Where's Alanis Morissette when we need her, huh?

Uh Oh!

2009-03-23T12:02:00.001-07:00

Why Did This Make Me Horny?

2009-03-23T07:04:00.000-07:00

I know journalism is dead and all but why does the Los Angeles Times have to temtp pervs like me so much? It's like a sick inside joke.

What?! Click on the picture, homo.

Story of My Life II

2009-03-19T07:43:00.000-07:00

Best Wiki Entry --OR-- I TOLD You Wiki Ruled

2009-03-13T17:11:00.001-07:00

Black Lady Working the ~~Poll~~ Pole = All-American Hero!

Don't believe me? Fuck you!
Go here and see for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocksucker

OK, these are pretty good too:

HERE 1
HERE 2
HERE 3

A-B-Cs of Interesting Intenet Tidbits

2009-03-13T11:13:00.000-07:00

The internet is a dirty, dirty whore!

A) "Makes me wanna kneel down in front of you - you standing over me - and take you in my mouth. Your hands on the back of my head pushing your dick further and further down my throat, not stopping, even when I gag because you know that I'm loving every second of it."

B) "And I love kneeling down in front of a man, being fucked in the face and then having his cum all over my face and neck. But then, you probably knew that already."

C) "You know, most women are sluts even if they say they're not.. Most are just looking for an excuse to let that go."

Story of My Life I

2009-03-12T12:12:00.000-07:00

Best Joke Ever

2009-03-11T07:02:00.001-07:00

The Deal With Red Lobster

2009-03-06T10:33:00.001-08:00

Why do black people like Red Lobster so much?

Ty answers [here].

Why Does Everyone Hate On Miley Cyrus?

2009-03-04T10:48:00.000-08:00

I just don't understand.

Somebody Get a Censor

2009-02-24T18:16:00.000-08:00

Old dirtiest phrase on TeeVee:

"Ward, don't you think you were too hard on the Beaver last night?

Leave it to Beaver mom June Cleaver, blah-blah-blah, 1950s

New dirtiest phrase on TeeVee:

"Michelle Obama...as we watch her, coming into the First Lady's box."

Brian Williams, Presidential Address to Congress, February 24, 2009

OK, How Weird Is Your News?

2009-02-23T16:36:00.000-08:00

1) Gavin co-founded Vice and Street Carnage. I post on Street Carnage.

2) Jeremy (kid on bus w/mic and on drums)...lives in my neighborhood. Seriously. I see him at the pool.

How's Your News? - MTV Shows

Use this link for video also: [clicky]

Dreamy

2009-02-17T13:53:00.000-08:00

Worldwide Since 2009 - Bigger than Jesus Since Yesterday

Rockin' it old school, on vinyl [clicky]

There's A New Sensation Hittin' Town

2009-02-15T11:33:00.000-08:00

The Black Beatles

2009-02-12T08:46:00.000-08:00

PCs

2009-02-11T14:04:00.001-08:00

Because PCs are, by definition, unorganized pieces of shit, I have like a half dozen different programs that burn CDs. And they all came with the computer.

Sonic, realizing this, developed this splash screen that only stays up for like a three seconds as you open the program, thus guaranteeing that I'll use their product. If they were smarter, they'd have hundreds of different similar photos that displayed randomly each time you opened the program. Maybe each one would get progressively more suggestive, making you burn unnecessary CDs like a motherfuck.

Note the hint of nip.

Just Say Know

2009-02-11T08:49:00.001-08:00

The Black Beatles?

2009-02-04T16:28:00.001-08:00

the black beatles dot com

100

2009-02-02T07:05:00.001-08:00

Hold the Line

2009-01-28T04:48:00.000-08:00

Love isn't always on time.

The death of The Big Fat Black Ladies Working The Polls are American Heroes may have been premature....

Hold the line.

Unh! Unh!

2009-01-26T05:43:00.000-08:00

The Blognigger and Ty Hardaway dot com presents...The Big Fat Black Ladies Working the Polls are American Heroes are saying goodbye because Barack Hussein is president now.

Whaaaaahhh!!!

Go, instead, to The Black Beatles because there's nothing on the internet, anymore. Or, go here for some serious faggy whining: [clicky]

Poker Night

2009-01-24T13:34:00.000-08:00

Poker Night, 2009

I know why I got this picture from the west coast in the emailings. You know too. Titties. iPhones *heart* titties.

Poker? OK, I'll poker.

From the sender:

1) Of course, it does not do justice.
2) I won $50.
3) I had big medicine head.

A LOVELY evening.

[reference]

Oh Meghan!

2009-01-22T14:07:00.001-08:00

[Brief history of Meghan Mac]

Barack Obama Proves he's a Muslim Socialist

2009-01-22T11:36:00.000-08:00

So if Barry and ~~lawyers~~ company really wanted to exercise "an abundance of caution" then why, oh why, didn't he use one of Jesus' holy bibles for his re-swearing-in? Huh? Answer me that?

What?! They couldn't find a bible in the White House? Reeeaaaally? Proof. Right. There.

Maybe Hussein is that "non-believer" he hastily referenced in his acceptance speech. OR, maybe Barry Hussein is a...a robot! OR, maybe the only bible they in the Black House was being utilized by a midget as an impromptu nutvice under Robert's robe.

All theories valid.

Foreigners say: [this]

White Man Tries to Screw Eloquent Black Man into Presidential Disqualification

2009-01-20T10:09:00.001-08:00

Despite the heroic efforts of white, conservative Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, Barack Hussein Obama could not be tricked into not being president of United States after all.

Roberts: Rabbit season
Obama: Duck season
Roberts: Rabbit season
Obama: Duck season
Roberts: Duck season
Obama: [pause]
Roberts: [quietly] Rabbit season
Obama: [eloquently] Duck season

MSNBC sez: [this]
Wiki sez: [this]

Black Man Tricked into Flubbing Oath of Office - Becomes First Janitor

2009-01-20T09:53:00.000-08:00

Conservative Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts heroically tricked President-elect Barack Hussein Obama into not being president of United States after all. Through an eloquent sleight of words, Roberts swore Obama into top janitor job.

Roberts: Rabbit season
Obama: Duck season
Roberts: Rabbit season
Obama: Duck season
Roberts: Duck season
Obama: Rabbit season
Roberts: Duck season
Obama: Rabbit season

MSNBC sez: [this]
Wiki sez: [this]

Heart Bypass Surgery

2009-01-19T16:50:00.001-08:00

I Dare You

2009-01-16T10:16:00.000-08:00

I dare you. I fucking double-dog dare you. Stick with me. Shut the fuck up before you get into how I'm such a douche and hear me out.

I fucking infinity-dog dare you to watch this episode of My Name is Earl and tell me it's not the most brilliant thing ever in the history of ever. I ain't fucking with you either.

Get drunk, get high, get crunk, whatever. Take some Ritalin and watch this shit: [Darnell Outed, Part 1]

Seriously. I fucking hate this show, but this...this...this is brilliant. And if you don't see it, you're a total retard.

But. Don't watch another episode. Keep this all to yourself as a wondrous, perfect memory.

Taste Monster

2009-01-15T15:04:00.000-08:00

[click for song]

Note: The guitar is the voice in this song. FYI, the voice is singing:

"I been working all night long eating pussy" x 3
"And I will eat your Paki pussy too."

The Joy of Dentistry

2009-01-15T13:38:00.000-08:00

Dental Receptionist, 2009

Just so you fully realize, the photo does absolutely no justice to the amount of titty I was privileged to see here. This is just the weak-ass perv iPhone camera shot I managed to eek out while ostensibly adding the next appointment to my calendar. What? I said I'm a perv. This shit is just so you know that I full-on saw titty today; EBN (everything but nipple). Boned me up like a motherfucker too, metaphorically, that is.

I'd like to thank all the gods, my candy eating first born, the academy, the foreign press, and her parents for fucking each other 22 years ago for this.

Black Man Tips at Restaurant

2009-01-11T10:19:00.000-08:00

Ben's Chili Bowl, D.C., January 10, 2009: And what did the nigga eat? Shit. Half-smoke, nigga! He went with D.C. mayor Fenty who had a lispy turkey dog and water. What did Barack drink? Sweet tea. Sweet tea! The legend around Ben's will be, he's a nigga! Barack is just like us!

Do I lie to you? [linky]

Really?

2009-01-09T16:45:00.000-08:00

Andre Thomas, who has a history of mental problems is being treated at a prison psychiatric unit after authorities said he pulled out his only good eye and ate it. He similarly had plucked out his right eye before his trial in 2004. [story]

Fucking Amazing!

2009-01-09T08:01:00.000-08:00

I don't know what it is, but this is...it's....

It's Amazing! Barack Obama's inaugural is saved by Spider-Man.

There is a G-d!

Boys Club or Street Gang?

2009-01-07T11:57:00.001-08:00

H.W. and Barry are riffin' on how retarded 43 is. Clinton is thinking this is all about him. Carter wants to go home and regrets ever running for president. W is thinking about pork ribs.

Senate Rejects Burris in Spectacle at Capitol

2009-01-06T09:28:00.000-08:00

“Why don’t you all understand that what has been done here is legal?” he said. “I am the junior senator from Illinois, and I wish my colleagues in the press would recognize that.”

- Roland Burris

Another Senseless Observation

2009-01-02T16:52:00.000-08:00

"Doesn't it look like G-d's fucking with the copy machine sometimes?

Like look at this picture. Does it look to you like the woman on the right was being printed and someone kinda pulled the page and smeared the image about 1/2way through her face? Like the middle of her face is just a teeny-bit too long? The printer's going along fine, does the hair, the forehead, and right after the eyes, someone just dragged their finger on the speed wheel, and stretched it, and then let go right at the tip of the nose. But otherwise it's a perfect print."

-pbg

PBG,

That's just not nice. Funny and right on in terms of an observation, but just not too nice.

Now It Begins...Tomorrow

2008-12-31T14:06:00.000-08:00

Why I'm Here

2008-12-27T19:30:00.001-08:00

- Yoda

Ho Ho Ho! The Genius that is Christmas

2008-12-25T19:26:00.000-08:00

"A man in a Santa Claus outfit opened fire on a Christmas Eve gathering of his in-laws in this Los Angeles suburb and then methodically set their house ablaze, killing at least eight people and injuring several others, the authorities said Thursday."

NYT 1 [linky]
NYT 2 [linky]

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Plus, "Mahmoud's Christmas Carol" @ Suffer the Fool [linky]

Purgatory

2008-12-23T17:50:00.000-08:00

Barry Oh!® @ Times Square

2008-12-22T10:20:00.000-08:00

Secret Society of All American Heroes Cadet in good standing, o_w_g, writes, "I saw this and thought of you. Here 'tis:

Nice work. That guy is no mope either.

It's your hard work and dedication, Cadet o_w_g, that makes us remember how much love there is.

We love you!

[I know...everbody can't wait for this "cadet" shit to pass. It will, it's the thing right now though.]

My Daughter Got a Sharpie and Became a Racist

2008-12-21T14:22:00.000-08:00

Do it for Others - Never for Yourself

2008-12-20T20:30:00.001-08:00

Reply from SSAAH Cadet SBD

2008-12-20T20:24:00.000-08:00

"...its mutual then. I'm super-glad (when was the last time you said super-glad, and meant it?) to have reconnected. I love to communicate with you. You're smart, funny, good-hearted and so spot-on. Hope I get to see you (meet you) sometime too."

love,

SBD

She's super-sweet, top of her class at fancy eastern college. Brilliant poet. Super-sweet. Beautiful.

Note from SSAAH Cadet Dafe

2008-12-20T20:23:00.001-08:00

"Bad news, Sir. The aliens that turned zombie have become vampires. The zombie vampire aliens have broken in to the power plant and are now radioactive. They are spreading bird flu in the subways. We request backup."

We're now in so deep!

Letter from SSAAH Cadet LuAnn

2008-12-20T20:21:00.000-08:00

A wonder to parse:

"The self-policing that goes with being moderately high up the food chain in such a loosely knit organization does create a lot of anxiety--the only time we know we're for sure working hard enough is when we're too exhausted to do anything further. I'm glad to hear about the relatively relaxed travel style of people who aren't you or me. I'll check the Metro situation before I go. And I will try to stop obsessing about whether Pam Rawlins thinks I'm a lush. (Maybe I'm just eternally youthful--the level of drinking that goes on among 20- and 30-somethings in Chicago is sort of alarming, the equivalent of overindulgence in acid in the late 1960s.

Or maybe I'm choosing to concentrate all my anxieties about a possible move to the east coast, or about the company in general, or about the bacchanalian behavior of my late father and his third wife, into this one silly pattern of anxiety about someone who probably hasn't thought about it at all. I mean, I took impeccable care of! the cats, and Pam said at the time of her return that she was pleased that they were happy to see her but not hysterical. That is what cat owners say when they're happy with how you took care of their cats. Probably the fact that Lauren, the lovely scrawny working-class waitress at the Rosebud, had gotten me fascinated about her life (I don't tend to meet those Irish American impoverished New Englanders normally) and fed me three manhattans while telling me her life story was not the PR disaster I tend to think of it as in retrospect.

I was perfectly coherent . . . Sorry to go on about this. It was a cool trip in some ways anyhow, seeing you among them, and seeing how San Franciscan the hills around there can get! I think the interesting part of Somerville that you reported driving through after dropping me off in Porter Square was Union Square?"

Having Lily

2008-12-20T19:57:00.000-08:00

Always great to have SSAAH Cadet Lily over even though she made me do all her printing.

No. Even better was carpet-bombing comments all over the interwebs.

No. Even better was doing the interpretive recitals from other people's postings.

No! Even best was letting Lily answer all my emailings sans adult (me) supervision.

One and only sample because she would only let me see one:

Her reply:
Absolutely hysterical.

Gracias!
My reply woulda been:
Yawn, this is way last week.

Guh!

Guess I'm kind of a prick, huh? Plus she was all mock-shocked at the names ("handles") of some of my best friends on the interwebs. All "don't post pics of me" and shit.

In all, a rewarding evening with Lily.

Secret Society of All American Heroes Question

2008-12-19T17:02:00.001-08:00

Did everyone get one of these?
Or was that just me?

How can anyone not like Paul? Answer me that while you're at it. He's a funny mofo, yo (and can do the best pimp impersonation you've ever seen--dope dead on!).

Hate To Say It But...

2008-12-19T07:58:00.000-08:00

...just when I was all "over it" with internet porn, I totally just got addicted on this:

Naked Rassle Fucking:

Check it out (click the picture fool). Great stuff. Genius concept and execution too. We should start a fantasy pool.

Anyone wanting to buy me a holiday gift, I'll take a one-month subscription to this....please, I've been a such a bad bitch.

[Safety Notice: Not safe at your work unless it's OK to watch wrestlers fucking each other at your work]

I Have Black Friends

2008-12-19T05:24:00.000-08:00

Secret Society of All American Heroes (coolest people on earth) founding member from the "dirty south" wrote:

"...so fuck all the haters and take solace knowing that I count you in my: Stuff White People Like #14 - Having Black Friends :)"

Indeed, haters beware. You have been exposed as nothing but the vampires you are: blood-sucking fairy tale spooks (nopun) with ADHD. But now I have my Jesus cross and my garlic, the SSAAH, and some billion-dollar-scientific pharmaceuticals. So Life is Good®, you can now just Be As You Are (noegg). Actually I'm not on any damn pharms because the only medicine I need/use grows in a top secret hydroponic facility and smells like a lady skunk's pussy (SSAAH associate FoOl: add "skunk-in-a-good-way to your list). Jah, brah.

But Dirty South referenced "Black Friends" and that got me to thinking. For all of my years, I've been him; that dude. Seriously, that's me. I'm The Black Guy not to be confused with "a black guy" which is a very different thing. Hi!

It's an interesting existence growing up half-black/half-Jew in an all-white, all-Jew, all-educated environments like Barack Obama, Ben Harper, and myself. Because even though you're as White as Jack, you always look black enough in most people's eyes that you're The Black Guy to people with little experience with black guys. Whether it's "do you know anyone with weed?" to "do you really have a big dick?" The Black Guy is perceived as the coolest, weirdest, most unpredictable go-to dude since Larry Bird (which is why I have so many questions for Love Jesus). And the answers are yes (weed) and yes (dick).

I schnebbled this from Stuff White People Like:

1—The white novice. This black friend is the gateway to helping white people understand gang signs and Vietnamese beauty supply stores. This black friend is probably the only black friend for many white people and when they all hang out (because white people hang out) they bring their “mutual” black friend with them.

It's pretty funny. SWPL had it's moment in the fameshine like Vice and Pitchfork. We all got it and we were in on the cool. Real-blacks, by the way, fucking love SWPL because to real-blacks all that shit is true, including #1, above.

But for us Lennys & Lisas, that specific SWPL Having Black Friends post makes so little sense its a little bit frightening. I know more about Badmarsh & Shri's Signs album than I do gang signs. Gangs are fucking scary, yo. And I've never been to any beauty supply stores. But I get it. I feel so black-inadequate sometimes. Yet everything else in SWPL is my life since forever.

But this line, "This black friend is probably the only black friend for many white people..." rings so true. I've been there. There's a lot of responsibility and much vulnerability. Not vulnerability for The Black Guy, but for white novices. The white novice is the biggest friend and mark of The Black Guy. Trust me. But smart white novices learn much quickly and graduate to white apprentice then friend without regard to color.

The Black Guy (not to be confused with "a black guy" which is a very different thing) is your gateway to helping white people understand that the world is not binary and limitless; that everything exists in ways you never thought they would but always dreamed the could. That there is Hope and Change.

The Black Guy is indispensable to progressive society and you. See?

Don't You Know Know That Suffering Is Through

[here] & [here]

Makes Me Want to "Holla" (or something hip like that)

2008-12-19T05:21:00.000-08:00

Best comment ever:

"...you make me wanna smoke again."

More later...secret society of the coolest people on earth: The Secret Society of All American Heroes.

Sloppy 2nds

2008-12-18T08:57:00.000-08:00

"...you are black so you can call yourself BN all you like. you can only go around using derogatory and objectifying terms when referring to women (haha, in jest of course) for so long before you get called on it. and then to do so to women that take their faith in a god seriously? it's not going to fly with everyone. it's especially weak when you write about kissing your wife's ass so much (truth or fiction, it doesn't matter)."

- December 18, 2008 11:52 AM

Love Jesus is a Friend of Mine

2008-12-18T04:30:00.000-08:00

@ Love Jesus wrote:

"I take Christianity way more serious than race."

That's a profound statement on a number of levels, seriously. A black American (assumption) saying that is truly fascinating to me; the whole salient/non-salient physical characteristic disconnect in my mind.

I hope I don't seem as if I'm attacking you (because I'm not) but I do have some questions (and bullshit you are mad else you wouldn't have been all "So...this sucks." You'd've just said it "failed to be interesting or relevant"):

1. Do you take Christianity more serious than your sex/gender (the other generally obvious physical characteristic we possess)? What about your nationality? Your family?

2. How deep are you in this? Meaning, generally Christian and positive there is a higher being? Or like Catholic or Evangelical? If Evangelical, do you believe evolution is a heathen scheme? That Jews are devils?

3. Really? You read Street Carnage and TV Boners every day? Seriously? Now you're offended? I had to look at a hemorrhoid and this offended you? That is serious. [disclosure: As a blackjew this is one of the best sites I've ever encountered. "Constantly Offensive - Never Offended." Gavin's work-out and crack push-ups.]

4. You appreciate competing religions for banning together? No foolin'? That's totally counter-intuitive, isn't it? OR are you that Christian-forgiving. Hard line Muslims vow to kill Christians and you appreciate their sticktoitiveness? Again, not intuitive.

Help me out, Love Jesus.

Hola

2008-12-17T12:10:00.000-08:00

No acid attacks on Maria Florencia Onori, please. She's just being hot, haters.

What-evs, Jealous.

American Negros Need to Stop Whining About EVERYthing

2008-12-17T06:39:00.000-08:00

[Alt. title: Bobby Jindal's real name is Piyush]

I know everybody has seen this vid like a million times, but if I hear one more soul brotha complaining about his 401k or the price of dry cleaning...I'm going to rendition his ass to ~~Louisiana~~ Bangladesh.

2008-12-16T09:42:00.000-08:00

Sucks as Obama; Tite as Paterson

2008-12-15T10:18:00.000-08:00

Sorry, but that was fuckin' funny as hell.

Buy shirts: Steve Says

And here:

MopeTown MopeTards

It Takes a Mope to Grow a Mope

Hitler Hates Me

STOP Having Babies

It's Christmas!

2008-12-15T09:38:00.000-08:00

Redpill Razorblade Morning Buzzfill

2008-12-14T07:37:00.000-08:00

Stop Pissing Your Hipster Diapers

2008-12-12T11:41:00.000-08:00

"(ironic decontextualizing of the word “nigger” is extremely hipster)"

You did not invent this shit.

"One commentator argues that "hipsterism fetishizes the authentic" elements of all of the "fringe movements of the postwar era—Beat, hippie, punk, even grunge," and draws on the "cultural stores of every unmelted ethnicity" and "gay style", and "regurgitates it with a winking inauthenticity" and a sense of irony."

Even the wiki sez it's gay: [wiki]

You want to impress me, do something I ain't seen yet instead of all, "Whaaaahhh, I thought I hip-farted I accidentally hip-shat in my skinny jeans."

Racists.

[holla]

There's A Thing Starting

2008-12-12T05:26:00.001-08:00

[clicky]

...And It's Delicious

2008-12-11T14:23:00.000-08:00

And don't forget aetheldrytha, prolly the original.
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"you've compared anfertupe with aetheldrytha, but that is more similar to jerrysneede than anfertupe."

Right, sorry. Check this in comparison to aetheldrytha. Froget Anfertupe. Ignore it. Never happened.

Teach 4 America

2008-12-11T12:08:00.000-08:00

Why, G-d, why weren't any of my teachers like this?

[linkage, stinkage] to best World Wide Web site evah!

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, soooo bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

Dee Dee Was There!

2008-12-11T08:31:00.000-08:00

Dee Dee Myers is back in the news for her Joh Favreau commentary [here].

"And it’s not that I was never young. My friends from college and in the years just beyond can testify that I did some things then that I wouldn’t want to see on the Internet now. But I had a big job in the White House at a young age too; at 31—just a few years older than Favreau is now—I became White House press secretary. And I knew instantly that the rules had changed for me, that I could no longer go to all the parties of the people just a little younger than me, who had just a little less responsibility, and expect to be anonymous. Clearly, Favreau should have understood that too."

"What’s bugging me is his intention. He isn’t putting his hand on her “chest,” as most of the articles and conversations about the picture have euphemistically referred to it. Rather, his hand—cupped just so—is clearly intended to signal that he’s groping her breast. And why? Surely, not to signal he finds her attractive. Au contraire. It’s an act of deliberate humiliation. Of disempowerment. Of denigration."

Oh, Dee Dee...don't be so jealous of Hillary.

There's another girl in the dopeman's life
Not quite a bitch but far from a wife

She's called strawberry and everybody know
strawberry strawberry is the neighborhood hoe

Do anything for a hit or two
Give the bitch a rock she fucked the whole damn crew

It might be your wife and it might make you sick
Come home and see her mouth on the dopeman's dick

Handled! They'll just need to subcontract him through a third party, like Halliburton. Let Halliburton skim 36% for overhead.

BFBL Feedback Center

2008-12-11T08:08:00.000-08:00

"Beautiful. I just wanted to be sure you were giving it your all. No half-assing it, here, mister. Life is fucking short. Be sure you're leaving it all on the floor.

Well done you. I'm putting your face on my Christmas cards."

-BD

Of Course...

2008-12-10T09:08:00.000-08:00

[link here]

Blackbird

2008-12-10T06:47:00.001-08:00

Segregation Makes a Comeback

[link]

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Roddy Blagojevich Licks So Much Cock

2008-12-09T12:37:00.000-08:00

I Know This Guy Too...

2008-12-09T06:09:00.000-08:00

From San Francisco...

...see his works [here]

Genius and the World Around Me

2008-12-08T13:41:00.001-08:00

Found it on the Facebook.

Monument

2008-12-08T06:57:00.000-08:00

[linky]

Popper Roll

2008-12-06T16:31:00.000-08:00

[tis]

Not to be Confused With...

2008-12-05T17:09:00.000-08:00

Trace Crutchfield doesn't know him but he does wear a WWTD (What Would Trace Do?) bracelet.

Derrick Beckles

2008-12-05T16:49:00.000-08:00

Single most funniest dood that Trace Crutchfield ever knew.

Check This!

2008-12-05T09:33:00.001-08:00

Cleopatra Jones and The Black Ass - a closer look at what makes The Black Ass so special

"...because God is a mad scientist who sometimes doesn't know when to take his foot off the gas...."

With jpeg technology.

The Shirt You Always Fucking Wanted

2008-12-04T12:15:00.000-08:00

With all the Black/Jew talk going down you had to guess what was next. Am I right? Don't lie, don't front.

It's Chris-nigga-kkah, get your gifts now. Time's running out! Plus, whatcha scared of?

[click somewhere to buy this shirt]

Fuck irony. Tell the truuf.

Don't forget, "Hitler Hates Me" Ts are perfect for the BlackJew Obama Inauguration.